Smart Kids 1

TEACHER : Why are you late? WEBSTER : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign WEBSTER : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." _____________ TEACHER : Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY : You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O! ______________ TEACHER : George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS : George! _____________ TEACHER : Jo, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!